Dont

Don’t flush your toy train down the toilet
Don’t fill your mouth with rocks
Don’t throw red berries at passing cars
Don’t play in the cat litter box

Don’t lock your mother out of the house
Don’t put Red Hots up your nose
Don’t stick pennies in the computer
Don’t go out without any clothes

Don’t wake the baby up in the morning
Don’t eat the leaves off a bush
Don’t drop the camera in your cereal
Don’t forget to wipe your tush

Don’t leave your milk in your room for a month
Don’t splash water onto the floor
Don’t carry the cat around by his neck
Don’t pitch a fit in the store

Don’t draw all over your brother with markers
Don’t squirt toothpaste on your wall
Don’t fill the squirt gun up with pee

Man, I can’t have any fun at all