Do Something Weird

Do something weird, grow a beard.
Set a trap, that you can wrap.
Play some cards, that grow in yards.
Make a day, when everyone pays.
Find some jam, made out of a lamb.

Do something weird, grow a beard.
Turn a dollar, into a collar.
Eat some gum, then make your fingers numb.
When someone has a snack, call them Jack.
Put a box, in a fox.

Do something weird, grow a beard.
If you see a purse, give it to a nurse.
Take some pants, make them slant.
Grab your heart, put it in a tart.
See some men, find one name Len.

Do something weird, grow a beard.
The… End… This poem I can lend.