Crummy

Sometimes you just have to wonder how gullible companies think we parents are. Take these infant kneepads, for example. Sure, they’re cute. But they’re absolutely worthless. Why?

The promo on the back of the package claims this DVD “will easily substitute for the sex talk.” We beg to disagree. First of all, the video is only about 20-minutes long.

We really wanted to like this sleeper, which was developed by two parents whose daughter did a midnight striptease in her crib.

So seriously, who willingly brings an annoying song into the house to play over and over and over again until one’s brain explodes out of one’s head?